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Les Mis the movie, the very short version (parts I and II)

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PART ONE

A MASSIVE WARSHIP made entirely out of pixels is being hauled into drydock by CONVICTS pulling on big hairy ropes. They have had their hair hacked off crudely but are apparently a-ok on the beardy front. Above them stands JAVERT, looking impassive.

JAVERT (impassively)
My hat has a tassel on it.

CONVICTS
This really, really sucks.

JAVERT
Also my uniform appears to be made out of bright blue polarfleece.

CONVICTS
Did we mention it sucks?

JEAN VALJEAN
The only way we’re gonna get all these pixels in here is if I break out my super-strength. Let’s hope nobody notices.

JAVERT
*notices*

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